Scored twice for Luton v Arsenal reserves today, and is described on Luton's official twitter feed as "The little magician"!!!!!
He was always great playing for the reserves, it's when he got in the first team that he was knackered.
Little Magician eh? I'd rather have that big, fat knacker The Great Soprendo up front than Cullen. Pif, paf, ****.
I hate it when people use the word "knacker" or "knacking" as a substitute to swearing. All the common lasses at my work say it when they're ranting about summut boring. They think it makes them sound less offensive, but to me it's more offensive. Knack off.
I'm afraid Carmine has gone all Ferriby on us Party. Sure i was told he used the word dooberry the other day. Think his exact words were "oooh turn that dooberry off it's freezing in here".
Good luck to Mark, he was rated highly when brought to our attention. Hope he fulfills his potential. As for the term "knacker' it is offensive here in Ireland, it refers to the "travelling community" commony called itinerants or gypsies in the UK. While the term itself stems from the "knackers yard" where many of them owned or worked in that business disposing of dead cattle or horses. Its the common derogatory meaning thats most often used here.
He trapped his ponytail in the door and it tugged a bit. He doesn't mean to take it out on us, but it is painful. Apparently.
Scrunchy I would have thought. The tip sometimes gets a bit wet when he's sat on the throne if he forgets to sweep it round the front, which gives you some idea of its length.