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Mario the fashionista genie

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Milk not bear jizz, Aug 18, 2015.

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Do you love these boots?

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/18/mario...-create-mohawk-themed-football-boots-5348106/

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    Oh Mario, why always you? (Picture: Footy Headlines)
    You just can’t keep Super Mario out of the news at the minute, can you?

    The Liverpool striker has Jose Enrique telling the media that the pair are being ‘frozen out’ by Brendan Rodgers, he’s been linked with every Italian club to ever kick a ball, he dons an outrageous earring in a Liverpool cameo and then he turns up Manchester City’s changing room?!

    Phew, long breath.

    Well anyway, in the latest typically Mario Balotelli thing to happen in the life of Mario Balotelli he’s gone and designed some football boots in collaboration with current sponsor Puma.

    The Puma evoPOWER boots are only available in junior sizes, have Balotelli’s infamous slogan ‘why always me?’ on the side and something a little bit furry on the heel…

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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Honestly. It may be a bit daft but it shows Mario can be creative, if only off the field. They're dumb but show initative so for that...

    <ale> have a beer Mario.
     
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  3. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    I like them <ok>
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I would literally take that shoe and beat him to death with it.. then his stupid servant boy too.

    Then I'd bury them both with them.

    **** you Mario.

    **** you.
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This ^ <laugh>
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Only saying what others are thinking.

    Honest to a fault.
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    He has a servant boy?
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    yes you should read about it.

    he met this guy who was like a div 3 player some place and the guy tossed it in to be mario's gopher. apparently he's been seen sleeping in mario's car outside melwood waiting for his lordship.

    The guy was told his boy could not come in as he was hanging about annoying people

    mario is a complete nutcase.

    there is no freaking way this stuff could be hidden from any even barest due diligence by our scouts so i am amazed still be signed him and i still think someone needs sacking.
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Did you see the Balotelli **** during the Bournmouth game, all blinged up, the lazy waste of ****ing space. Getting all that cash just to be an international moaning ****ing misfit weirdo who is actually a ****ing awful professional footballer.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    the guy sat next to him i think might have been the server.

    he's getting the cash cos someone ****ed up for sure.
     
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  11. terrifictraore

    terrifictraore Well-Known Member

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    You forgot that we also need to stone him!
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I can live with you stoning him all the way down anfield road until you bring him to me and i'll then beat him to death with his own football boot and bury him in the foundations of the new main stand.

    I do want you to focus on eye shots though as you stone him.
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    I'd rather you had him stuffed and mounted, he would make quite the conversation piece when you have guests over.
     
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  14. saintanton

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    Have they got a Brazilian minge on each heel?
     
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  15. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    lot of words there. Wouldn't it have been easier to just spit at the screen?
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I think there is a micropenis hidden in all that hair. A football boot that doubles as a disappointing sex toy.
     
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  17. terrifictraore

    terrifictraore Well-Known Member

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    You really are nasty but yes sounds like a great idea
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    hey... i'm going to do the castration with greez's teeth... you can just knock his eyes out sorry.
     
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  19. Bar the mohawk on the back, same. Bit silly having blue as a Liverpool player though, bound to be some epic meltdowns like when we had the cyan kit a couple of years back
     
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  20. Paulpowersleftfoot

    Paulpowersleftfoot Well-Known Member

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    So do you regret signing Mario,you've not really made that clear?
     
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