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Mario Balotelli?

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  1. NufcBano

    NufcBano Active Member

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    More possibles....

    Lets get Balotelli in on loan. He's Davide Santons best mate from Inter Milan days. Could work wonders.

    He's not wanted if Citeh keep Tevez, along with Dzeko and Aguero.

    Could be a laugh if nothing else.

    Rather have Italy's best young striker in on loan, then some other Italian chump called Machedo.

    This is a transfer worth a quick w*nk over.
     
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    NufcBano, Aug 30, 2011
  2. HarisVuckic'sCelebrations

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    Good player but an absolute twat IMO.
     
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  3. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

    Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat Active Member

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    <doh>
     
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  4. TheLittleGeordie

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. RyanNUFC

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    How dare you.
     
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    Would not want him even if we could get him as i feel he can upset players
     
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  7. Sultan Of Swing

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    I love Balotelli! He's so stupid that he's too funny not to have in your team.
    And it's worrying to here that Santon is his best mate?!? Surely if you're mates with Santon you've got to be either mantally ******ed or payed.
     
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  8. Mod Face

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    I see him as an even wilder version of Obafemi. Can be absolutely brilliant, one of the most unplayble strikers currently in the game but then he can come out at half time chewing gum and playing a gameboy whilst trying to banana shot the ball into row Z from a goal kick he stole from Krul.
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  10. TheLittleGeordie

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    to be fair though i would pay money to watch that
     
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  11. HarisVuckic'sCelebrations

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    Hahaha, some of the stories about him are hilarious, but he reminds me of a 7 year old. Goes in a massive mood when he doesnt get his own way. Dont want our good youth players getting injured through Balotelli throwing darts at them out of a window <ok>
     
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  12. NufcBano

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    The more I think about it, the more I want this to happen.

    Would be awesome to have him do his up and down, awesome to uninterested, angry to petulant, ridiculously talented thing around Toon.

    Get him in for a year! :D
     
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  13. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    He will be on 100,000 a week or more, so i doubt that would happen. Maybes if City paid 60-70 % of his wages?
     
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    **** that just buy Barcelona
     
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  15. Sultan Of Swing

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    Yeah I'd actually really want him here too xD on loan for a year,
    with an option to just send him back if he was being a bellend.
     
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    Wages will be astronomical, but would love him even just for comedy value alone.
     
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  17. overseasTOON

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    It'll never happen.

    His training bib assistant is fully settled in Manchester and has stated that he will not move again.
     
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  18. Colo's Hairdresser

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    If we sign him i will cheese grate my testicles.
     
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  19. The Secret Ingredient

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    i'd love it if he came here
     
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  20. Arfa's Left Foot

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    As much as I love him, there is no chance :(
     
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