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Margaret Thatcher Dead Jokes

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  1. Mick

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    You know what you have to do.
     
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    <Hypocrite>.
     
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  3. GroveRanger

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    She will have to be buried and not cremated. The Lady is not for burning.
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

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    Fuck off ya ****
     
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  6. Mick

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  7. Mick

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    170 guests <whistle>
     
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  8. Otto Flayshow

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    That Cher has died?

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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Well, that's Ben Elton's return to stand up ****ed.
     
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  10. Null

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    What have Thatcher and Savile got in common ...





    They're both deid!
     
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    Punchline is actually - they both ****ed miners! (minors)
     
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  12. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Pah, my original elation is quikly wearing off as I realise that TV will now be two solid weeks of ****s telling us what a brilliant person a **** was.
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    Aye, it's Princess Diana all over again.
     
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    They should put a statue of the deid auld **** somewhere lonely and isolated. Just like the Duke of Sutherland's statue.
     
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    Thankfully not this time around. There's more than enough people who really remember the truth about her to allow it to be all one sided. This time they actually will care enough to put the record straight <ok>.
     
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    I'd have shagger her no bother.

    She was stunningly attractive.
     
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    Hampden Park :)
     
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  18. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    No argument here
     
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    <laugh>
     
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