Today while waiting in the car, on the good woman to return from a quick trip to the shop, I became engrossed in the sporting part of the local news paper. Unseen by me, a little girl of about three years of age, and in the company of her yummy mummy, snuck up to the window and asked me what I was doing. I stuck my face out the car and stared into her angelic wee face and said. "**** off ya' nosy little ****." Did I overstep the mark?
Did this even happen? If it did then I would say yes. I doubt many people would be impressed by a grown man calling a small child a **** and telling them to **** off. Anybody could swear at a child but most people, even the thickest ****s in the world would not.
You should punched the yummy mummy as well for not keeping her nosey little ****in rugrat under control.
Satire. There was indeed a pretty young child, but she was treated with the utmost respect, issued with a warm smile.
The problem with smiling at other peoples kids these days is you are worried that the parent might think you are a *****. If I end up sitting beside someone else's kids on a plane or train I always try to quickly start a conversation with the parents and mention the fact that I've got a few of my own, so that I don't seem like a predator when the inevitable interaction takes place
Absolute textbook predatorial behaviour. Act as outlandish as possible - people won't think you're a ***** if it's too obvious so I go for having a good fiddle with my naked chopper whilst talking about Everything's Rosie or some other toddler cultural touchpoint.
Mother was only a couple of metres away and saw that her child approached and took me my surprise. The conversation took 10 seconds. I do know what you mean though Mick.
Do you look like Craig Levein or something? I don't believe anyone automatically judges anyone polite enough to acknowledge their kids as a sexual predator.
So you're a sick ***** bastard as well? I'd be very concerned when parents and kids are around if the thought even crossed my mind that I should be friendly to the parents so they won't think I want to **** their kids. You and Mick disgust me.
I can just picture a fumbling Mickelback pulling out his wallet and showing pictures of his kids convincing the parents he isn't a *****. P.S. Any news on when your making me the new Rangers mod?
Firstly, your predatorial behaviour with the wee girl is disconcerting at best. Secondly, you didn't pump (or even attempt to pump) the maw. Absolutely revolting
Yes I did have thoughts of the 'Socially Awkward Penguin' meme when coming up with that paragraph - but did it anyway. I'll put it down to being a master Game Theorist rather than a manipulative predator - I might also be a manipulative predator... but they'd probably need to be post pubescent and female. please log in to view this image
