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Manic Monaco Awards !

Discussion in 'Formula 1' started by Sportydan, May 26, 2013.

  1. Sportydan

    Sportydan Active Member

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    Special Mention to:
    Race Rating: /10

    Best Commentator/Presenter:
     
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  2. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I? Forum Moderator

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    Best Driver: Rosberg
    Worst Driver: Grosjean
    Best Rookie (Gutierrez, Bottas, Van Der Garde , Bianchi, Chilton):
    Best Team: Mercedes
    Worst Team: Ferrari

    Best Overtake: Sutil on Alonso (Perez's moves were stupid in my opinion and proven in the end the reason why)
    Funniest-moment: Button Blocking Perez to the pits
    Most Surprising Result: VDG in qualifying
    Least Surprising Result: A mercedes pole position

    Special Mention to: Kimi getting a point
    Race Rating: 5.999/10
     
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  3. Han Shot First

    Han Shot First New Member

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    Best Driver: Nico Rosberg. Perfect weekend
    Worst Driver: Romain Grosjean. Opposite of a perfect weekend.
    Best Rookie (Gutierrez, Bottas, Van Der Garde , Bianchi, Chilton): Giedo Van Der Garde
    Best Team: Mercedes, despite the dodgy tyre test
    Worst Team: Ferrari. This car won 2 weeks ago.

    Best Overtake: Perez on Button
    Funniest-moment:
    Most Surprising Result: Alonso being so far back
    Least Surprising Result: Vettel on podium

    Special Mention to: Adrian Sutil, for getting a girlfriend despite being obviously gay (allegedly)
    Race Rating: /10
     
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  4. Julius Caesar

    Julius Caesar Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Best Driver: Nico Rosberg
    Worst Driver: Roman Grosjean
    Best Rookie (Gutierrez, Bottas, Van Der Garde , Bianchi, Chilton): Van Der Garde
    Best Team: Mercedes
    Worst Team: Williams

    Best Overtake: Sutil on Alonso
    Funniest-moment: Button blocks Perez into the pits
    Most Surprising Result: Mercedes great race pace
    Least Surprising Result: Grosjean crashed

    Special Mention to: Adrian Sutil, quick, clean and opportunist, great stuff.
    Race Rating: 6.5/10, Boring for large periods, but some great, if infrequent, peaks of excitement.
     
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  5. BrightLampShade

    BrightLampShade Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Best Driver: Rosberg
    Worst Driver: Grosjean
    Best Rookie (Gutierrez, Bottas, Van Der Garde , Bianchi, Chilton): Van Der Garde?
    Best Team: Mercedes - shocker
    Worst Team: Marussia - Why turn up, so many faults all weekend

    Best Overtake: Perez's
    Funniest-moment: ermmm
    Most Surprising Result: Mercedes 1,4
    Least Surprising Result: Vettel Podium, and Vettel going for fastest lap

    Special Mention to: Sutil
    Race Rating: 6/10
     
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  6. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I? Forum Moderator

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    they beat Caterham
     
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  7. BrightLampShade

    BrightLampShade Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The amount of car failures they had this weekend was a shocker
     
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  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Best Driver: Sutil
    Worst Driver: Alonso
    Best Rookie (Gutierrez, Bottas, Van Der Garde , Bianchi, Chilton): None of them.
    Best Team: Mercedes
    Worst Team: Marussia, by a long long long long long long long long long long long long way.

    Best Overtake: I agree with others Perez's moves were just reckless. Absolute stupidity most of them, and others being forced to move over because he's essentially forced them off the track, rather than overtaking them, is pathetic stewarding. So you can't stick one down the inside if someone decides to turn in because it's your fault, but if the other car sees you being silly and decides not to crash it's their fault??? <doh>. Sutil's overtakes were better, his on Button's was the best one.
    Funniest-moment: Croft's erection at a replay of the first or second lap, where Button fights with Perez and Hamilton fights with Vettel, because even though we've just seen that all the cars are spread out from real-time, he doesn't realise it's a replay.
    Most Surprising Result: The safety car reigns supreme
    Least Surprising Result: The stewards having no braincells

    Special Mention to: Rosberg. Clearly faster than Hamilton, has been so all season long with one exception.
    Race Rating: 3/10. Yay crashes... Booo no decent racing.
     
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  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I rue my decision not to include Webber as a candidate for worst driver. What happened to the hellbent on revenge, "this is the last time walla" Aussie we could get on board with? No no, he's cemented his place as a crying, pathetic patsy who hasn't got the balls or talent to take on Vettel or nail him to the Monaco street signs, considering that's the closest he'll smell him all season now.
     
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  10. Paco Montoya

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    Best Driver: Rosberg
    Worst Driver: Romain
    Best Rookie (Gutierrez, Bottas, Van Der Garde , Bianchi, Chilton): VDG
    Best Team: Mercedes
    Worst Team: Ferrari

    Best Overtake: Sutil on Alonso
    Funniest-moment: Crofty getting very excited over reply
    Most Surprising Result: Alonso finishing behind his start position
    Least Surprising Result: A safety car or two

    Special Mention to: Sutil was quality
    Race Rating: 5.5/10
     
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  11. Forza Bianchi

    Forza Bianchi Well-Known Member

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    Best Driver: Rosberg
    Worst Driver: Crashjean, Perez
    Best Rookie (Gutierrez, Bottas, Van Der Garde , Bianchi, Chilton): I don't think any were good today
    Best Team: Mercedes
    Worst Team: Marussia

    Best Overtake: I didn't like watching it, but Sutil's overtake on Alonso was very good.
    Funniest-moment: Button on the radio.
    Most Surprising Result: Alonso's bad race
    Least Surprising Result: When will the luck run out for Vettel?

    Special Mention to: Sutil, aggressive but not an idiot.
    Race Rating: 0/10 - Too many SC's and red flags, very little overtaking, Vettel lucky with SC, bad day for Alonso, Massa and Bianchi. A race to forget.
     
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  12. RoadRunner

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    Gandalf, eat a snickers.
    Why?
    Because you turn into the Eye of Sauron when you're hungry. Better?
    Better.
     
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  13. Max Whiplash

    Max Whiplash Well-Known Member

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    Best Driver: Flipper Thanks to AG for focusing my mind on this one ;)
    Worst Driver: Chilton
    Best Rookie: Van Der Garde
    Best Team: Mercedes
    Worst Team: Ferrari

    Best Overtake: Pérez on Button or Sutil on Alonso
    Funniest-moment: Little Jack Horner doing his 'serious face'
    Most Surprising Result: Adrian 'Flipper' Sutil
    Least Surprising Result: Vettel with the luck of the devil, as usual

    Special Mention to: Maldonado and Bianchi, both plagued by bad luck all weekend: better luck next time!
    Race Rating: 6/10
     
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  14. StoneRosesRam

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    Best Driver: Rosberg
    Worst Driver: Grosjean
    Best Rookie (Gutierrez, Bottas, Van Der Garde , Bianchi, Chilton): Van Der Garde
    Best Team: Mercedes
    Worst Team: Maurissa

    Best Overtake: Perez on Button
    Funniest-moment: Brundle's comment 'all the KERS In the world'
    Most Surprising Result: Sutil being fifth
    Least Surprising Result: Kimi angry with Perez

    Special Mention to: Vettel and Di Resta
    Race Rating: 8/10
     
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  15. Riever

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  16. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Best Driver: hard one, up until he got swiped by Raikonen it was Perez for me, risky overtakes, yeah, but that's what you have to do at Monaco
    Worst Driver: ermm Grosjean or chilton
    Best Rookie (Gutierrez, Bottas, Van Der Garde , Bianchi, Chilton): VDG somehow
    Best Team: hmm, should be Merc but the tyre test leaves a very bad taste in my mouth
    Worst Team: Caterham

    Best Overtake: the man who beat Vettel years ago
    Funniest-moment: Vettel showing just how much of a joke F1 and it's tyres are, and why Monaco should be dropped, by doing a lap 2 secs faster than anyone else when he didn't need t conserve tyres
    Most Surprising Result: Alonso finishing odff the podium
    Least Surprising Result: Button whining about his team-mate actually racing

    Special Mention to: he who shall not be named coming from 17th to 9th
    Race Rating: 0.01/10 Monaco and race don't really belong in the same sentence

    EDITED: oops, lol, forgot to put Sutil as my DoD


    he's always been like that, just people seem to think that Aussies are nice for some reason.
     
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  17. DHCanary

    DHCanary Very Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Best Driver: Sutil-showed it was possible to overtake without putting both cars at risk. PDR was also reasonably good at this.
    Worst Driver: Alonso-by his own high standards, his defensive driving was very poor. Grosjean also in contention.
    Best Rookie (Gutierrez, Bottas, Van Der Garde , Bianchi, Chilton): Bottas - I think the only one to have a clean race.
    Best Team: Mercedes - Without Hamilton's mistake they'd probably have had a 1-2.
    Worst Team: Marussia - Pretty hard choice between them and Caterham, both poor.

    Best Overtake: Sutil on Button(?)
    Funniest-moment: EJ's "Button needs an injection of speed" in qualifying. Crofty ran him close though
    Most Surprising Result: Sutil fifth
    Least Surprising Result: Seb petulance over the radio

    Special Mention to: Di Resta
    Race Rating: 4/10
     
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  18. u408379965

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    Best Driver: Sutil - Everyone else seemed to be reckless and out of control, or just lapping to a delta. Sutil was controlled and aggressive, top stuff. <applause>
    Worst Driver: Perez - What the **** was Whitmarsh thinking telling him to be more aggressive? I wouldn't be surprised if he closes his eyes when he brakes. He just kept it on track when he streaked up the inside of Button and Alonso, more by luck than judgement. Then completely out of control with his first attempt on Raikkonen, luckily Kimi saw him coming and didn't get t-boned, not so luck the next time when he got rear ended. Grosjean had a shocker too. I don't think I've seen anyone crash in the way Massa did, certainly not twice. Chilton had a mare too.
    Best Rookie: Bottas - Never driven here and beat his Monaco-specialist team mate. Was scrapping for Williams' first point of the season right until the end.
    Best Team: Mercedes just edge Red Bull
    Worst Team: Marussia

    Best Overtake: Di Resta on Massa. Sutil had a few too.
    Funniest-moment: Grosjean's weekend generally - the crash addict relapsing in spectacular fashion
    Most Surprising Result: Alonso
    Least Surprising Result: Rosberg

    Special Mention to: Raikkonen keeping his point scoring streak going against the odds
    Race Rating: 3/10 - a procession interspersed with brain fades and a rare overtake
     
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  19. Max Whiplash

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    Spot-on, actually, and I'll amend my vote now; previously, I couldn't decide between him, Pérez and Rosberg. (Props to DHC too on this point)
     
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  20. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    lol, I've just noticed that I forgot to put him down as my DoD, I just went on about why I didn't give it to Perez.
     
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