Nowt but a big stiff plank. He could just as easily be playing 3rd division football in 5 years time. If he were 4 or 5 inches smaller he wouldnt even get into a 3rd division team.
You're entitled to your opinion but in mine, having watched him week in week out, his ability with his feet is vastly underrated and overshadowed just because he is so strong aerially. And the fact is, he isn't 5 inches smaller, and he uses his height to amazing advantage. England's best striker imo.
International defenders have Rooney in their back pocket, Mandy is the only forward we have that can cause them serious problems imo.