I got talking to this fit bird from Manchester in a Swansea night club recently and she was giving me some info on Manchester City, like. She says that the clubâs new owner is Sheikh Mansour from Abu Dhabi. He keeps cows and wears french-style hats made from dry stalks of cereals. He is known as the straw-beret milk sheikh. Do you think she was winding me up? Apparently Ya-Ya Toure has a younger sister who is a professional bungee-jumper. Her name is Yo-Yo Toure. She said that Man City used to play at Maine Road which was a very long road which joins Manchester with the state of Maine in the USA. The road goes along the ocean floor of the Atlantic and you need special underwater cars to drive on it. She says you can stay at the UTM (Underwater Titanic Motel) half way across and have a guided tour of the ship! That sounds like fun and she can get me a special rate on an underwater car. I put her right though when she said that Carlos Tevez was the first man to walk on the moon. Coz I know that it was Neil Warnock. Do you think she is rite for me and we could form a lasting relationship?
Yes go for it, have a honeymoon on the titanic and drive there in an Austin Marina , they are special cars and will get you there in a few decades, please stay in touch though, we all appreciate your s(h)itty threads
the team is training as normal whether the game goes ahead or not, today we are told that the only game that is off is the spurs game but we should be prepared for this to change at any time, these riots are not over by a long way yet and anything can happen before Monday. i really hope not but im being cautious until a few weeks has passed without any trouble. everything is calm at the moment and you knows what comes after the calm. you got it the storm, i dont trust these organised gangs so im giving the man city game a miss until i am sure its safe to go...
LOL But I think the first man on the moon was Neil Pillock. Sorry I meant Kinnock. Who knows what planet he's on. I think you should go ahead and produce your little gulliblettes. Make sure they're swans not mancs.
Frank Sinatra was the first to fly to the moon which in turn has been replicated on a smaller scale on Earth. It's called the DW stadium and has the same atmosphere as the moon. Mr Gullible is correct about the road under the Atlantic though, I've been on it
I can confirm Mr Gullible's information is correct, or, so a good friend tells me. In fact, Dai Davies' underwater taxi service ran from Lower Twmwch every third Tuesday of the Month for those wishing to to take advantage of the no tax Primark outlet in Bangor. Sadly most people thought they were going to Bangor, Northern Ireland, not Bangor, Maine. The prices are good there though and although the journey took a little longer than expected, lunch on the Titanic was cool, so I am told. although service was a little slow with all that swimming around the waiters had to do. One draw back, Dai Davies' taxi service does't go to Upper Cwmtwch so you need to catch the bus after he drops you off at lower.
Well, that's very interesting, New Jersey Swan. I heard the road has 500 hairpin bends to get over the Mid-Atlantic ridge. Ooh-err! Is it true that Leonardo di Caprio now has a job at the UTM (Underwater Titanic Motel)?
We have every chance to win this game , due to the following assessment of the man city squad: Hart - has never been the same since Jennifer left him "It was merderr!" Richards - Way too old now and past his best , although I did like the cameo appearance in Pirates of caribean Kompany - bit of a loner Lescott - french for anyone called Scott who is female and same sex curious. Should be easy to play against a girl Toure - two cuppas short of a condition about swearing. De Jong - obviously a porn star name. Johnson - as above !! Silva - can't play without the lone ranger Aguero - Never believed the hype about buying bottled water. Whats wrong with council pop from the taps Dzeko - How the Germans say "Seiko". So at least he should turn up on time!
organised gangs? take a knife with you and if anyone gives you grief stab em, they are not organised gangs, they are morons who see an opportunity to steal
