Manchester Airport

does anyone know if they have those x-ray scanners there?

 

Think so...

what ye smuggling?

 

just a bit of coke and some vals for Ibiza.

this is not good news

 

just stick it in a sock in your case. I do it all the time

 

do they x-ray cases?

 

Aye ... every case gets x rayed!

I always wrap up my gear in loads and loads of clingfilm and stash it in a bottle of suntan lotion in the middle of my case.

 

thats a ****. bring on the paranoia. its better havin on u

 

Probably - just have it in yer pocket (wear combat shorts wi loads of pockets) and walk through wi it!

 

Hid it inside a dildo and stick it up yer erchie.
They'll never notice.