Dalglish, Redknapp, Pardew, Wenger & Poyet go out for a drink. Daglish gets the 1st round in, Redknapp the 2nd, Wenger the 3rd & Pardew the 4th. Poyet then buys a round and Pardew says wheres mine then. Poyet says this is the 5th round now f*ck off.