A manager that plays entertaining football and can score goals Do you think you could do better Say so here and I will consider you. Liverpool fans need not apply, as you smell
I was going to suggest Mourinho until I read the first sentence. Redknapp is available- Harry, Jamie or Louise.
I have extensive experience pissing around with clipboards and looking miserable. While I don't know what a goal is, or how to set out a team, and you may wonder how I am an improvement on the current incumbent, I don't have 14 miles of forehead, so at least resemble a species you are familiar with
I had to take over my son's u8 team for a tournament a couple of years ago. We had limited resources to work with and I promised to give all the squad equal time on the pitch regardless of how **** they were. We played 6 games, won 3 and drew 3, scoring 3 goals and conceding none. We won the tournament. Some people said the style of football was turgid, I argued that they should be happy as we won and it was all part of my process and philosophy. I'm available as of next week.
I could do that job. My secret? I'd give the players something to believe in. Yeah, I'd very quickly get the players to believe that if they didn't stop serving up that ****e-fest every single time they took to the field, serious and humiliating consequences would follow. My first duty, once taking up the post, would be to have both Fellani and Rooney placed in some stocks, outside the stadium, with a general request to the public to come and hurl rotten fruit and rancid vegetables at them, with the rest of the team being forced to train in t-shirts bearing the legend: "I'm next if I don't pull my fcuking finger out!" My management style will very much be a return to the good old carrot-and-stick method, with the very slight modification that I won't bother so much with the carrot side of things.
