Manager Interviews

What is the point in dragging these poor lecherous old cretins from their nurse so they can tamely pat back media questions week after week?

Especially annoying are the pre-transfer deadline day interviews. "I will not comment about this player", "I talk only about players who are here"... Great, **** off back to your palliative care session you dithering old sod, and find someone who is authorised to answer questions. How hard is it to say, for example, "I'm practically panting over getting John Stones in because my backline look like they're a prescribed walking stick away from being my countdown-watching buddy, as I slosh the home ready-meals from side to side in my toothless mouth for 15 minutes until they disintegrate into barely digestible slush"...?
How difficult to admit "Yeah, Balotelli was a ****ing abysmal call, I'm lucky I'm still in a job when everyone else on earth except a gleeful Balotelli agent shook their heads as one... Hopefully we can flog him, because at this point a dead horse would be more useful <insert glue the team together joke>"...

It's boring and of no interest to anybody watching these interviews, so why turn up at all? There's being respectful, and there's being a gurning elderly moron.

Anything you wish manager's would just admit/stop saying?

Also, vote in my poll.

 

30/30 bums seahorses

 

Thirty/Thirty bums seahorses and many crustaceans

 

Ill be interested to here mclaren hide behind the red card today.

It wont fool me because ive seen how ****e we are with eleven.