Very funny. I like the way that the 'report' assumes that no Manchester United fans actually live in, or near, the city of Manchester. Never heard of any jokes along those lines before. Truly hilarious, ground-breaking comedy that will surely stand the test of time.
This. If you're going to try and have a laugh, or even just want to wum, try to be at least original or funny. Better luck next time.
Hey, I wasn't having a go at Man U supporters, I was having a go at anyone who doesn't support Hitchin Town FC.