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The offended Milennial snowflake thread of PC bollocks

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 18, 2018.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    they are to be done away with because some over sensitive gender neutral bitch might be offended.

    Just **** off now you snowflake ****s.

    Society is full of Fannie’s right now.

    Arseholes.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 18, 2018
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    I wonder how much money Kleenex have calculated they'll gain by doing this. It can't be much.
     
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    the_gateshead_ninja, Oct 18, 2018
  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    There are that many snowflakes around now crying like little ****ing bitches that they will see lots of new customers...
     
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    Trouble being that the rebrand will see the tissues called 'Extra Large'.
    Surely this will offend people who are Extra Large? Telling them that they cannot use any other tissue other than Extra Large, because that's what they are. Extra Large.

    What will happen if one of these feminist types, falls down a manhole?

    Man-flu will be next. Mark my words.

    Nanny-state.

    Die.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Honestly it has got to the point where if some little student scroate came up to me to correct my terminology, I’d tell him to shove his ****ing opinion up his offended arse sideways and **** off out of my sight before I gave his a dry slap then popped round to his house to bone his mam.
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    And so betide any of these ****s if they start being offended by the poppy.
     
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    Woman are men's tissues
     
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  8. Judge Death

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    Personally, I can't wait for the outrage when someone realises the tissues are white as well.....
     
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    It's ****ing madness I tells ya. Can't say nowt these days for fear of offending some ****er, I'm pleased I work from home cos I can say what the **** I like without offending anyone.

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  10. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    You're not allowed to say that
     
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    I do use the word **** a lot, I make no apologies! **** ****ity **** **** ****!
     
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    I’m gonna rename this thread.
     
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  14. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    As a white British male I just want to apologise to everyone and anyone for what has been inflicted upon you ove rthe last few hundred years.
     
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    887DFB03-6959-4DE2-8505-26DD699B2BD6.jpeg
     
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    I’m offended. What’s wrong with gluten? Gluten has feelings too!!
     
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  18. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    As a white British male I just want to say sorry for offending you <rose>
     
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    You whiteness and Britishness offends me. And that red rose... what’s wrong with white ones!
     
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