Even I thought this was far too easy for a Wid Ye? but it is another Metro classic for you all to enjoy. http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/14/vegan...ies-every-morning-to-give-her-energy-6257252/ please log in to view this image Vegan single mum drinks sperm smoothies every morning to give her energy It’s an unconventional start to the day, but this woman swears by gulping down a smoothie every morning, with the key ingredient being… a teaspoonful of sperm. 29-year-old Tracy Kiss has been drinking the interesting concoction for the past month, saying it’s boosted both her mood and her immunity. The mum-of-two is currently single, so harvests her sperm from her best friend – or rather, he harvests it and delivers it to her up to three times a week. ‘I’d been feeling run down and had no energy, but now I’m full of beans and my mood has improved,’ says Tracy. I am sure she'd have no problem finding more 'donors' and I for one would gladly provide the service and would recommend that she doesn't keep it in the fridge, rather it is best taken fresh from the source. And I'd offer the serving suggestion that she may like to try licking it off her magnificent tay-tays. I'd also recommend watching the video if you need any encouragement to produce some protein.
Grove delivers again, as the Metro's headlines begin veering dangerously close to Sunday Sport territory.
The mum-of-two is currently single, so harvests her sperm from her best friend – or rather, he harvests it and delivers it to her up to three times a week
