please log in to view this image A 31-YEAR-OLD has left his wife and two children to spend his life with Jamie Vardy’s goal against Liverpool. Nathan Muir announced his decision early this morning after 14 hours spent watching the goal on replay which he described as “the best night of my life”. He continued: “This is who I really am. The curves of Vardy’s goal, its forceful, dipping beauty, made me realise I’d been living a lie for far too long. “I never made a big thing of it, but I always used to record the goal of the month on VHS when I was a youngster. So it’s definitely not a mid-life crisis. “I never meant to hurt anyone. I’m not even a Leicester fan. But just look at it.” Muir, who has moved into a studio flat with a 50″ curved television, mini-fridge and Sky Sports, told his wife he does not plan to contest custody of their children. His nine-year-old Dylan said: “Mum blames the goal for everything, but I don’t think that’s fair and it is really beautiful. “I might be happier living with it.” http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...children-for-jamie-vardys-goal-20160203105885
Then again this is an actual real headline so I can see why you were confused: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35519470
Leicester City reinforces suspension on bandwagon 09-02-16 please log in to view this image LEICESTER City FC has carried out emergency works on its bandwagon following an unprecedented number of passengers. The hitherto unremarkable football team has experienced severe bandwagon overcrowding in recent weeks, hence the need for reinforced suspension and extra-sturdy tyres. A spokesman said: “Until recently this bandwagon was half empty on a busy week, but now you can’t even get standing room. “Some of these passengers are still wearing Manchester United shirts. “I know everyone loves a winner but at least let us put some decent shock absorbers on this thing before you all jump around singing ‘Glory Glory Leicester United.” Bandwagon rider Tom Booker said: “City is it? Sorry, old habits die hard, just like John Vardy’s scoring streak.” Leicester City will bolster its bandwagon with parts from the now defunct Jeremy Corbyn bandwagon, which has been replaced by a wheelbarrow.
