Man kills his wife and parrot because they talked too much

http://www.wfla.com/story/25455389/investigator-man-killed-wife-animals-because-they-talked-too-much

They might be right.

 

Polly Wants a

 

He certainly got into a bit of a flap.

 

No chance he will get bail when he goes up in front of the beaks.

 

You never know - he might be able to wing it

 

He'll definately end up in a cage.

 

This seems to have ruffled a few feathers.

 

Yep, he'll end up doing bird.

 

Maybe they should send John Parrott in to reason with him lol

Maybe he was framed.

 

He should die alone in prison.

 

Don't get that one?

 

The parrot isny dead, it's merely pining for the Norwegian fjords.

 

Just be grateful it was not another of his rants about what a jolly band of fellows the BNP are.

 

paaiiiiining for the fjords?

 

Pine for the floorboards.

 

Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

 

The lonely prisoner? He was in his cell! ba dum tsh

 

the ol' classic!

 

Like the midget who died?


He had a fit of coughin.

 

i really don't get that joke, i am guessing it has to do with fitting in the coffin, but the play on words doesn't really make sense, although i do think i have been becoming seriously more stupid in the last couple of weeks