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Man City defender Kolo Toure 'took wife's slimming aid'

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  1. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    u408379965, Mar 4, 2011
  2. beardface

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    <laugh>! Seriously?

    Is he going to be banned or...?
     
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    beardface, Mar 4, 2011
  3. LTF

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    Sliming aids sometimes contain amphetamine!
     
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    Think thats embarrassing enough
     
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    <laugh> That nutcase!
     
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  6. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    They should make him play with breast implants.
     
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    u408379965, Mar 4, 2011
  7. The Armband

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    At least he'll have a killer figure when he receives his 2-year ban!
     
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    The Armband, Mar 4, 2011
  8. Darth Gogledd

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    How about high heels, make-up and a handbag
    Citeh would make a fortune on ticket sales. I'd happily pay £50 to see that muppet prance around the field dressed up as a woman.
     
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  9. The Armband

    The Armband Active Member

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    we already have players with snoods.

    Apart from tiote, that isn't a snood- it's his battle armor.
     
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    The Armband, Mar 4, 2011
  10. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    on a serious note it happened to nori haga (wsbks) but he got a points deducted/2 race ban and lost the championship because of it
    the point being the authorities deemed it as not an excuse as he knew the rules and had a list of banned substances and he should know what's going into his body the same should apply to Kolo Toure
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    I'm not going to lie, the sight of Tiote in a snood distressed me slightly.
     
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    u408379965, Mar 4, 2011
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    He's protecting the cold from himself man ;)
     
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    It's where he keeps the souls of his victims.
     
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  14. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    If I was Rio Ferdinand I would be seriously pissed of if he gets just a warning. He deserves at least a year ban if Rio was banned for just missing a drugs test!
     
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  15. Finnbad The Sailor

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    I heard he fills his snood with iron weights (thats why its so thick) for endurance training purposes... what a beast of a man!
     
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    Finnbad The Sailor, Mar 4, 2011
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    tiote has spikes on the inside of his snood,just because he can.
     
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    Leon Bessi, Mar 4, 2011
  17. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    If he can prove this is what he really took will he still get a lengthy ban??
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Mar 4, 2011
  18. Cal.

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    Missing without good reason is as bad as failing, if not worse. If you're missing it's because you think you're bigger than anti-doping, or because you're buying time to get your system clean.
     
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  19. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    Rio knew what he was at though
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Mar 4, 2011
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    You'd hope that being a sportsman and running around for your profession would make you slim if you wanted to be...
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Mar 4, 2011
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