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Male grooming routine

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Dec 14, 2012.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Following on from my hugely successful thread regarding aftershave what are your daily grooming habits?

    I start off with brushing my teeth, wash face, liberal spray of Lynx under the pits and around the nads & crack, spray of something like Davidoff Hot and moisturize with either Nivea for Men, King of Shaves or Simple (fragrance free) and if I'm out and about I run a bit of Black & White through my barnet.

    Bath every day or shower if on the way out for the evening.

    Shave every 3 days as I am not hairy like a caveman.

    Anyone as queer as me?
     
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    shower.

    shave in the shower (upper lip only - rest gets trimmed with a stuble shaver every 3 days so ive always got a bit of stubble)

    afterwards apply loreal men expert hydra energetic to face, helps razor burn and gives skin a boost

    tinted moisturiser under the eyes to hide dark circles

    deoderant to the pits. brush teeth after breakfast
     
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    Wake up, piss, brush teeth, do hair, wash hands, go to work.
     
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    shower in the morning. tend to have a shave at this point because it's when the hair is at it's softest and easier to shave with less irritation. after shaving my face and legs i get out and moisturise. makes my legs really soft. then shave in between my eyebrows to get rid of the monobrow. touch of olay effects around my trouble areas, some roll on under my armpits. splash of brut, dollop of brylcream and a smidgen of lip gloss and im out the door looking fabulous.
     
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    Up piss & ****, scrape the cheese from base of bellend go to work
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    No seems normal to me,shower every morning and in evening if I'm going out,moisturize with either l'occitane or her bodyshop E cream.

    Fish shaping for the barnet.

    Shaving habits similiar,I feel like Travolta in Sat.Night Fever without the paint but we'll still get called ****s<laugh>
     
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  7. Patience

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    ****s. The lot of ye.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye gotta moisturize. Especially in this cold weather. Damn you winter!
     
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    :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Mindy's morning

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  11. jenthesaint1990

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    you brush your teeth before you have breakfast? :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I don't eat breakfast.
     
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  13. jenthesaint1990

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    aren't you starving in the morning?
     
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  14. Toby

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    Cigarettes are the ideal breakfast <ok>
     
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  15. jenthesaint1990

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    smoking is gross <ok>
     
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  16. Toby

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    I know <cool>
     
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  17. Patience

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    :emoticon-0111-blush.
     
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    when im prime minister, i will make smoking illegal.
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

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    The hoors breakfast, a smoke and a mug of coffee<ok>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Never hungry in the morning. Large cup o' strong tea and 2 or three smokes <ok>

    I do have a proper cooked brekkie every Sunday though.
     
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