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  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Watching the Diamond Jubilee: Armed Forces tribute on BBC1.

    Some fantastic displays there & Lizzie actually looks over the moon.

    Well done lads.

    GSTQ

    <applause>
     
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    Medro, May 19, 2012
  2. Ste D

    Ste D Well-Known Member

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    What a load of bollix,lizzy can go suck my republican cock
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It was nice of her to invite some evil despots to dinner the other day, she really has shown her class.
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    You're not British Medro


    But permission granted to enjoy the pomp and ceremony
     
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  5. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Is the monarchy an economic plus? They live off the public tit, but does tourism etc return more?
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

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    Make it more efficient

    Stick them in the O2 Arena and make it all ticket

    Gives Ackworth a reason to go now
     
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    Mind The Duck, May 20, 2012
  7. fevriul

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    She showed her class by not inviting scum like you, now **** off back to your hovel :angry:
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    Beg your pardon but Dev served Queen and Country with distinction. He murdered many unarmed pikey civilians with effortless ease in the 70's.
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    She did invite scum though, rich despotic scum, so I suppose that's ok John Bull?
     
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  10. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Yip. I am.
     
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  11. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    The Queen never invited me, what a witch :)
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    No, you're not and no number of union jacks hanging around your bedroom can change that
     
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  13. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Psssst

    http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1981/61

    British Citizenship
    Acquisition after commencement
    1 Acquisition by birth or adoption.(1)A person born in the United Kingdom after commencement [F1, or in a qualifying territory on or after the appointed day,] shall be a British citizen if at the time of the birth his father or mother is— .
    (a)a British citizen; or .
    (b)settled in the United Kingdom [F2or that territory].

    *the United Kingdom” means Great Britain, Northern Ireland and the Islands, taken together;
     
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  14. Shameless

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    If I was invited to that dinner -however, since I am not a monochist, this would not happen, but hypothetically ...I would not attend, as I would not sit down to a dinner with invited scum like them <ok>
     
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    THIS <ok>
     
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  16. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    What's a "monochist"?

    Someone like Patrick Moore?
     
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  17. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    Honestly, I wouldn't be a huge price that you have never actually been to Britain. I wouldn't be a huge price that you've never been out of east Belfast actually.
     
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  18. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    You live on the Isle Of Man...I would keep schtum <ok>
     
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  19. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Many times sweetie.
     
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  20. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    <wanstruggle>.
     
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