Make your own Pretentious Recipe

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Am printing that out

 

Blade of hashed squab pigeon tossed with two-way mung beans

lol

 

Medro got banned for less.

 

Plateful of Daddy's Spunk garnished with a spinkling of pubic lice.

 

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... did anybody spot 'Tadpole Tits On Toast' there? .... thought not ... not pretentious enough for me then ...

 

What happened to beans on toast ffs?

 

I've got my new username from that list. It's going to be Suppression of Black Octopus bubbled through Mashed Tomato


Cheers Dev


gotta wait for the mandatory time for this one to run out first

 

Av no had that in years.

I did have a piece n' fish fingers the other night. Again, no had it in years. It was ****in marvelous.

Mibby have beans n' toast fur ma supper. Which means ah'll need to nip up the supermarket fur beans. May as well get some wine while am there.

Heinz beans or should I go a bit daring and get another brand? Branston perhaps? Or, spaghetti hoops mibby?

 

no it has to be Heinz Gambol.

 

Ok. Beans or hoops?

 

Beans or if you are feeling adventurous alphabetti spaghetti.

 

Do they still do that? That's it. Gotta be alpabetti spaghetti. Nutritious and educational an a bit of a laff.

 

Yup they still do it.

I used to love cheese beano.

Beans on toast with melted cheese on top. Or roasted cheese if you're a weegie roaster Baldothespastic.

 

I got spaghetti hoops. Couldny see any alpahbetti spaghetti in Morrisons

 

...and a reasonably priced Pinot Noir

Is there any nicer sound than the plunk plunk plunk of wine pouring into a glass? I think not.

 

Spaghetti hoops are good.

See if you can make the Olympic flag out of them?

 

I agree. Wonderful sound.

 

Spaghetti hoops - and any other product that comes in that runny 'tomato' sauce - are for ****s and *****s