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  1. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator
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    The worst one wins a prize.

    why are there Helen Fielding and Cecilia Ahern books on every South African breakfast table?

    Because South African coco-pops turn the milk Chick-litty.

    Terms and conditions: RebelBhoy adjudicates over the ****ness of a joke. His decision is final. Any postings other than lame jokes shall be disregarded. Any comments about the ****ness of this thread without including a **** joke shall be considered tacit admission of homosexuality. Unoriginal efforts shall be disregarded. The prize is one free pint in Paedar O'Donnells pub in Derry bought by me....if you can find me
     
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  2. jerseymackem

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    What type of pasta fixes horse races?

    Rigapony!
     
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  3. RebelBhoy

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    That is the current leader
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    A copper stopped me in my car the other day.

    "I have reason to believe you're drunk in charge" he said.

    "Prove it" I replied

    "All right sir, a quick test, give me the correct order of traffic lights"

    "Um, Red, then amber then green, yes!"

    "Good. What comes next sir"

    "How should I know, I've usually gone by then."
     
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  5. RebelBhoy

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    That is too good to qualify.
     
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  6. irishgreen

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    RebelBhoy and Paddy Medro went into a bar.

    That is all. <ok>
     
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  7. Paulie Gualtieri

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    whats blue and square ?

    an orange in disguise
     
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  8. Tina_old

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    Venison's deer, isn't it?


    How do you pick up a Jewish woman in Germany?

    With a brush and shovel.


    <whistle>
     
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  9. RinoGattuso

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    A circumcised man walks in to ASDA slaps his boaby on the counter and says, "lets see if you can roll this back".
     
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  10. MrWright!

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    What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?





    Wheres my tractor.
     
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  11. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    I had a dog.

    I don't have it now.
     
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  12. Tina_old

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    I like that one <laugh>The tractor one.
     
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  13. Hugh Briss

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    What's green and smells of paint?






    Green paint.
     
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  14. Null

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    My dog has no nose!

    How does it smell?

    It doesn't. It has cancer!
     
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  15. Paulie Gualtieri

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    **** you sell out
     
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  16. Null

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    <bumhole>!
     
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  17. Peter the spastic paedo

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    What's red and lies in the gutter?

    A dead bus
     
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  18. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    What`s Brown and sticky?






    Gordon`s gaped fat jacksie..
     
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  19. Paulie Gualtieri

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    <makesnosensetome>
     
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  20. Null

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    <neitherdidyourstome>!
     
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