Make me hurt my sides laughing- ot

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/281362-O-T-Well-I-think-it-s-funny

 

it's a corker, and it's still going..

tag gate.

anyone wanna fight.

 

I've just logged out and read some of this. FFS unban me you bunch of mackem bastards! I have so much to ofer this kind of debate!

I don't think Smug is aware how much a tit he is making of himself. The really weird thing is the ones who appear to be rallying around him. There is no defence for being such a ****ing ******, why would you align yourself with such a twat?

I love that he is not imploding, yet whenever he is under the pump and stamping on his keyboard, his claim to the Monaco good life and the offer of a fight comes out.

Fair play to Jacky, he just lit a fuse and watched the whole thing go up. Proper pyro. Monacoger deserves plenty of credit for the stoking of course.

Bar his loyal followers, is there anyone who doesn't pity Smug?

Mind old men still pack a punch...

[video=youtube;h7tHWa1Zr9s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7tHWa1Zr9s[/video]

 

Its been one of best threads in ages..

Strange he's getting some back up from one of your lot.

 

Aye Somb is a good lad to be fair. For whatever reason he seems to like Smug. Doesn't make him a t**t, just means he makes strange choices at times. We're all guilty of that. You're a complete c**t Comm, but for some reason I think you're alright

 

Unbelievable....

I feel dizzy from all the laughing. He really is oblivious as to how he is being played here.
He always denies offering people out for fights but it's here in black and white. The GC boys are stringing him along and milking this one big time.. well played to them.
Pass the popcorn eh lads..

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Somb is a cracking lad.

My bestest ever buddy 'Mr Meltdown'. aka the manfield brawler, would agree with you view, that i'm a complete ****.

 

These are the current tags.

Tags
freddy 'smug' mercury
jacky ira lover
jacky sucks fenian ****
monanonce
see the beel
smug bum****s hamsters
smug couldn't beat an egg
smug is master beeler
smug owned by gc
smug regrets denial to ma
smug sucks off tramps
smug the thug
smug's animal relations
smugs 60 yrs of gay shame
sombrero the mackem
spms tied to smugs apron
spms's mackem love shame
stop talking about tags
stu in parentless fiasco
stu's micropenis hell
stu's orphanage hell
Uncheck a tag to remove it. Tags in bold were added by you.

 

Monaco and 23 have been funny as ****.

 

Smug's comebacks in less time than it took Sammy to net vs Spurs:

1. That's unoriginal
2. I summer in Monaco
3. Fight me
4. I could do this all night (the library will kick you out you drunken bum).


He's such a boring knacker who doesn't realise the irony of number 1. JPF IS A DEMENTIA RIDDLED PENIS.

 

Whenever I read Smug on these threads I can only think of one phrase...

An empty vessel makes the loudest sound

 

Hahaha
Careful... Smug and the round-up gang will hunt down your IP address

 

What do you reckon the real deal is with Smug?

Is he:

1. A 60 yr old man looking for a gay riveira rendevouz
or
2. A stupid 60 yr old nerdman who hasn't thought through his bravado, having to go to extreme lengths and much personal shame to get people to believe him

 

You wouldn't believ the amount of fear coursing through my veins right now. Obviously I'm banned too, so I can't even call off the Mansfield Mauler! If you are reading this Smug, I'm sorry, I don't want beaten to a pulp. Or bummed. Whichever it is this locating folk is all about.

Its the latter 99.9% sure

 

Here's the original tags that started it all of. before they were all deleted.


smug grins as, .zebra rims dunger, smug ...bullied at school, smug chugs dugs, smug doesn't do irony, smug gay speed dial, smug has saggy moobs, smug in more acs love, smug loves acs, smug non-entity syndrome, smug on gc leash, smug out and proud, smug owned by gc, smug raped as teen, smug ugly, smug wears dungarees, smug's gay trucker lust, smug's prolapsed anus, smug's stupidity exposed, smugs 47th chromosome, smugs o2 starved birth, smugscoffscock

 

My theories.

1. Smug is a grandfather, has a few close friends, but has a throbbing dark side which the internet serves to release. Saves him building a dungeon or going through numerous rent boys I suppose.
2. It's very telling that with Smug, everything he says about Monaco is the first or second google hit when you search the place. He quite possibly has driven away anybody who ever loved him, and seeks the fantasy land an anonymous internet user provides. Needs attention, hence 999/1000 of his posts have absolutely nothing to do with Sunderland AFC. He wants conflict because that drives the attention, so when we're hilariously baiting him, he's actually getting all the juice he needs to not have a long hard look at his sad life for another day.
3. He's like Brian. Has some sort of mental health problem and probably should have our support, rather than our torture.

Where's Amsterdam Roger? He's a similar hilarious case.

 

I've just had another look. Read Bri's latest contribution. Honestly Bri must be the zebra licking his dunger that was mentioned in the tags. Cringey beyond belief.

"Yeah go on big bad Smug, they don't realise you are just toying with them. Is your dunger in need of any more TLC?" Bri is weird little f**er alright.

Dam Rog was alright. I just liked making him rant. He f**ing hated me

All because he claimed to have booshed my mother and sister and I responded by saying I didn't have a sister (true) and my mother was dead (she's alive and well) thus making him a sick lying c**t. When I had to admit I was pissing about because 5 goals started getting all "that's not on" with him, he was incredulous. 2 years later he was still beeling everytime he saw a post from me. I used to love all his taking the moral high ground, not realising the irony of having claimed to have booshed my mother and sister at the outset. All I had to say to him was "fake para" and he would go off on one.

I miss those days, some of the threads were tragic but hilarious. Now the first sign of bother and the ban hammer comes out or thread is closed. Fair play they've let this one run. The proof is there, if you let it go, funny s**t happens.

 

To be honest, I despise the general chat mob. They're the reason for the temporary demise of this site a couple of years ago. I reckon 50 posters were lost when they came on with their untasteful comments over Gary Speed.

There's only a few on the sunderland board who I despise. I don't mind Smug at all tbh, I have the gloves on with him more often than not and we've had a few pretty bad rows going back to the days of the bbc606. He used to go to games with a few of my red and white mates so I reckon we've got a little bit in common. Most of the posters on the sunderland board are decent blokes, but same as on here, there's the odd arsehole.

Now, somebody on that thread called me a mackem on a tag. I sincerely hope I find out who it was. I'd like to tear his heart out and piss in the hole.

 

...

It wasn't me by the way.

Its been a funny thread, think it's nearly ran its course now though, its starting to get stale and boring..

 

That's just way below the belt