Match Day Thread Mags v Stoke

I've been on the road all week, Edinburgh & Cornwall then drove to Swansea for the match.

So excuse me if I'm on here all day and watching all the matches

Happy for Stoke to win 10-0 tbh.

Indifferent that Sky keep reporting the '17 minutes' every game.

Surprised that the commentators are now saying 'Cabellarr' ..... absolutely not how it's pronounced in French.

Bemused that the crowd are so very very quiet ............. they have a 'true Geordie' in charge ffs.

 

Stoke should be down to 10 here, that Ireland is a proper dirty bastard. Cleaned out a player making a clearance by the corner flag whilst on a yellow and the ref bottled it.

Boring match really.

 

Sky must be doing this

 

Under 48000

 

Still a bloody good crowd that..

 

This has to be the most boring match known to man...

 

So was the Merseyside derby, so expect a high billing on MOTD.

 

Aye it is but all we hear about is 52'000 Geordies.

 

Have Stoke brought a decent number of fans?

 

Probably half the Mags crowd at least will not be Geordies and are from other areas of the north east other than Tyneside, just as a good percentage of our fan base are Geordies from the towns on the south of the Tyne..

 

Stoke doing a ****ing brilliant job at playing 'Stokeball'.

I would like nothing more than for that club to disappear to non-league where this type of football belongs.

 

No, just a man and a dog pal. Plus they get free coaches to LOL

 

Carver gone long ball with his team of midgets vs Stoke.

Confirming my thoughts on him that he's a very clever chap.

 

Here's Obertan. How is it even possible to have a head that shape?

 

dunno why I tagged you in that Terry

 

Colback should be off as well.

 

I'm a head shape expert, must be subliminal.

 

This!!
Where is the level playing field ffs!!

 

It's a great crowd... Imagine if the 17,000 who are locked outside unable to get a ticket had got in ?!

 

And Colback... Who shouldn't be on the field... Scored!! Aye well played ref