Live on Sky and I'm on the settee with Stella and Captain Morgan ... ... the best friends a man could have.
4-0 ! Well they are down to 10 men as well ! and it is peeing down. If the match is abandoned will that red card stand ?
Up there with how they love a good number 9. You know, because every other club ****ing hates prolific goalscorers and tends to idolise defensive midfield plodders