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"Magic Penis" Prophet arrested

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Jan 27, 2012.

  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    A Bulawayo's Nkulumane suburb prophet claims that he gets healing powers from his penis. The Prophet, Blessed Mvura's magic stick healing prowess has been going for the past few years and claims to have healed hundreds of desperate women of different illnesses.

    Mvura's powers were temporarily brought to a grinding halt recently after a woman whom he had administered an ointment through sex started developing pimples on her private parts. Her husband accused her of promiscuity but the woman divulged the source of her illness and pointed the finger at the Prophet.

    Questioned by the woman's husband, the prophet maintained his innocence and told the man that he had prior to the healing procedures told the woman about his unorthodox method and she consented. After escaping unscathed, Mvura went on with his errands. For the past few months, Mvura has taken his act to the border town of Beitbridge where hordes of women were also HEALED.

    He returned to Bulawayo on Monday last week and found police officers waiting for him in connection with a rape case. he was subsequently arrested. Mvura appeared before Western Commonage magistrate, Richard Ramaboea. The self professed penis prophet shocked the gallery after claiming that he wanted to heal the woman. Mvura went on to claim that he only heals women.

    "I only use my organ when treating people. I rub it with a specific medicine for that particular disease and insert my penis into the woman's privates," he said.

    http://www.bulawayo24.com/index-id-...8-article-'Magic penis' prophet arrested.html
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Mine has powers as well.

    Sometimes it has got me into a spot of bother as well.
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Is he a durty Kafflik?
     
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    Sounds like Fan has got a nice little sideline going on<ok>
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    There is no mention of him healing men. Surely if he has been bestowed such a great gift, he wouldn't restrict himself to women only? Surely he could get past any sexuality problems for the greater good and do a bit of bumming? Suspicious.
     
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  6. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I was hoping the twist was, he gave them all AIDS:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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