Maggots v Man Utd

**** game so far. Don’t think I’ve ever seen such a poor Man Utd starting 11

 

First mention of their new number 9

 

He obviously chanhed his name to "the Newcastle number 9 Joelinton"

 

What a poo game it is

 

Only been watching for 5 minutes and it's shocking so far

 

It’s really awful.

 

What is that Newcastle 10 wearing on his head? Is he sponsored liquorice all sorts?

 

Nice for the Longstaff bros to be able to play together at this level. When I say this level I know the team is **** but you know what I mean.

 

Ha ha ha

 

Commentator said "its interesting in an attritional way" what an eloquent way of saying this is sh*te

 

Almiron man

 

Think I might go and watch the grass growing.

Best league in the world my arse

 

How have man u got this bad. Ed Woodward should not be in a job.

 

I think that was what you call a free header for Maguire.

 

More like ****e header

 

Well that’s 45 minutes of me life I’ll never get back.

 

People pay £50 odd quid to watch that

 

I know it was genuinely awful and I’d say the same if it wasn’t the Mags

 

Sky have just saidthey weren't expecting lots of goals. So why pick it ffs