Mad people

J-Celtic's ma aint the full shllin and never really has been. The schizoid (60) is now convinced she's pregnant with the baby jebus and due around, oh, lets say December time. She's actually quite normal about everything else but this subject is taboo and it's not allowed to be brought up. I can't help but use words like 'miracle' anytime im in the house

Somebodys gonna be sorely disappointed at christmas this year

 

sneak in to her house on christmas eve and leave a toy doll in her bed

 

You got her pregnant and you're both sub consciously blocking it out

 

i prefer magics plan

 

It's not a plan, it happened in March. I watched.

 

u still got the video?

 

I put it on pornhub

Just search for 'fat sweaty ginger tim ****s old crazy bitch'

 

im away to the toilet guys

 

The internet caters for all.

 

I bet you search that tonight

 

Her names not Mary is it?

 

already done it

 

It will be next time I see her