Anyone else have them? Last night Donald Trump called round and, after We had shared a microwave Tesco lasagne, he fell asleep on my living room floor. When he woke up we discussed Coventry City Council giving Adolf Hitler a job as a bus conductor. I opined that I though this pretty rich given his relationship with the city. Donald replied that they were an Equal Opportunities employer and he saw no reason why this should not extend to ex dictators with a less than unblemished human rights record. Anyway, Adolf had said it was Goering that dun it.
Had a strange one recently where I was stood at the bottom of some steps facing Angela Rayner as she was coming out of a building. She was wearing quite a short skirt and I was staring at her legs. She noticed me staring and just hitched up her skirt a little to reveal that she was neatly trimmed and not wearing any panties under her hosiery.
Not a nightmare as such but also recently when I woke up and opened my eyes there was a shadowy figure stood over me and I actually let out a yell. Strange things can happen when one is half-awake, ever had sleep paralysis?
It's weird isn't it? I had it once. I thought someone was sitting on the bed and wanted to push them off. I'm not at all sure whether I was awake or asleep. It spooked my partner a bit because we lived in an early 18th century farmhouse and both of us had heard footsteps upstairs when nobody else was it. I don't believe in that sort of thing and I'm sure that there must be a rational explanation...I just don't know what it is.
When I was a teenager I used to have a recurring dream about Joan Collins ****ing me off. Not an unpleasant dream, and more often than not it would have a happy ending. I just found it a tad uncomfortable that Dick van Dyke was fondling my balls.
I had one where my best mate sucks my cock and then lets me bum him. Do you think I should tell him that he's gay?
