Mad Dog loses £281 million in 48 hours!

The good news for Mad Dog, however, is that at least the money he lost wasn't his to begin with.

 

And the bad news for Spunk Gargle Wee-Wee, is that he blew all the Bale money on dreadful players and hired a gimp manager.....again!!
Now you are 7th!

 

We're having a mare of a season - everyone acknowledges that - and yet were still level with Arsenal, 5 points ahead of 'Pool, and 5 points behind United.

 

By Spurs standards this is a good season.

 

Even when they have a decent season and we try and hand it to them on a plate, the spuds simply cannot overtake Arsenal.

They are like the ugly bloke in the corner who, no matter how hard they try even when their mates do the legwork for them, know they can never pull any women other than the munters.

In fact I think this is an accurate analogy for HIAG

 

Hm. I do believe I can quite confidently state that I have shagged more beautiful birds than most of you lads put together.

I'm not including you in that PESKIE, because that would unfairly drag the average right down, and being the fair bloke that I am I want to give these other chaps (who have done some shagging) a standing start. Sorry, mate, but at least you can retreat to that closet of yours.

 

You are unbelievably cringeworthy. It's like hearing an Eton student trying to be one of the lads.

 

At least you respect me, though, eh, Drogs!

 

It's an attention deficit disorder, he's so desperate to be liked that he'll churn out any old cock n bull story to try and sound interesting, even when he blatantly makes an utter Tit out of himself, the desire for attention outweighs the obvious lack of respect for himself.

 

How in the **** could you possibly know that, you ****ing clown shoes!!
And prozzies don't count HIAG! nor Thai Lady boys

****ing HIAG Heffner over here

 

The phrase you're looking for is '****ing over internet porn doesn't count as real sex'

I think I'm beginning to understand why he's so obsessed with being alone in that closet now

 

indeed.

Men who get sex generally dont feel the need to boast about it anonymously on the internet

 

Good try, PESKIE. All you did, there, though, was to draw attention to the fact that you nipped out of your closet in order to write that.

 

I'm not the one making up **** about having shagged more beautiful birds than most of you lads put together.

As Bondanki says, real men who actually get sex tend not come on the internet trying to boast about their imaginary conquests.

Remember to let go of that electric fence when you finally do get a shag, you'll give Dolly the sheep an awful shock otherwise

 

You must have just broken up from school, PESKIE. Correct?

 

Wow, lightening wit strikes again

 

PESKIE is so old, football was not invented

 

You're thinking about my mate Cym.
He's so old that when he was a nipper, a mobile reception was the seeing the smoke signals drifting across from the next village