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Mackem's response to us getting Cisse

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  1. judzthegeordie

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  2. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    LOL SUNDERLAND MACKEM BASTARDS FAT ****ING ****S LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOlLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
     
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  3. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    *phone rings*

    Cisse - "Hello?"

    Ba - "Yo Pappis my man"

    Cisse - "Hey Demba, how things"

    Ba - "Good man. Hey bro, sign for Newcastle".

    Cisse - "I dunno mate, Sunderland have also confirmed interest in me, I'm thinking about joining them instead".

    Ba - "Haha... oh mate, I wouldn't advise that"

    Cisse - "lol wh-" *Picture message received*

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    Cisse - "I'm on my way"
     
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  4. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    'he's **** anyway...' is always the response <doh>
     
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  5. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    expect a lot of this
     
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  6. Gaddafi's Hat

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    Great read.
     
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  7. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    Actually most people have been saying he is quality.

    Besides its not as if you lot wouldn't be, if the situation was reversed.
     
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  8. judzthegeordie

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    My favorite was "If we want him, he'll sign." even his comrades were giving him stick for that one <laugh>
     
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  9. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    <laugh> brilliant
     
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  10. biggeordiedave

    biggeordiedave Active Member

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    Usual stuff. I've read a few things on there because the reaction is always hilarious. During our FA Cup game, they were taking the piss that we were losing and hoping we'd go out, then when we won the same people were glad we stayed in so it gave us more chance to get some injuries <laugh> Some ****wits about!
     
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  11. Toon_Tiger

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    love the whole dejected nature of this one, haha poor sods

    "They have ba and cisse (if it goes ahead), we have bendtner, ji and wickham. You have to laugh"
     
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  12. BrandSAFC

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    Fair play to you if you have signed him, not sure how but you've smashed it this season.

    The real season starts in August though.... :)
     
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  13. Ba's Strawberry Syrup

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    <laugh> I love how there mood changes in about a page !

    Actually tbf a lot of them are canny gracious saying how awesome our strike force will be etc but some of them <laugh> ''Awesome striker just what we need'' etc to ''will not adapt to the English game **** anyway'' ''MON will find better'' <laugh>
     
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  14. Alain Pardeaux

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    I actually think this might have happened. At least the part with Ba convincing Cisse to talk to us while getting ready for the ACoN together.
     
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  15. biggeordiedave

    biggeordiedave Active Member

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    Because we are clearly the best team in the world. And Cisse is better than Messi. And Cabaye is better than Cronaldo.

    But seriously, next season will be a lot closer.
     
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  16. DuD

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    http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=664497

    "surely the most over rated strike force in years - typical mags getting excited over **** all.

    ba will come back from african nations injured (guaranteed) and cisse will not be able to adapt to the premier league.

    mags will be desperate for goals soon and be tumbling in the PL. rest of squad is weak as well.

    Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=664497#ixzz1jjZ8Kh8O"
     
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  17. judzthegeordie

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    <laugh>!
     
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    SAFC supporters breath a sigh of relief when news breaks that rivals NUFC have pipped them at the post to one of the top scorers from the Bundesliga as he'll mosty likely be ****e:

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  19. biggeordiedave

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    Same poster is now predicting that we'll get relegated next season and be in bottom 5/6 this year. Bold claims.
     
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  20. biggeordiedave

    biggeordiedave Active Member

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    That has to be psycho.
     
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