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Off Topic Mackems Relegation Poll

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Oct 7, 2017.

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Do you want to see the mackems relegated from the Chumpionship?

Poll closed Oct 15, 2017.

  1. 1) Yes, they get everything they deserve and it would be hilarious

    12 vote(s)
    28.6%

  2. 2) No, I want to see them escape relegation by the skin of their teeth

    10 vote(s)
    23.8%

  3. 3) I want to see them relegated six times in-a-row! Oh how we'd mock.

    20 vote(s)
    47.6%
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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    A little bit of fun in-between games. Please cast your vote darlings!
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    My choice was easy :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Booooooooooooooooo someone voted for a Number Two :emoticon-0132-envy:
     
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  4. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    Got to go - purely for the banter of course....
     
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  5. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    Little bit caught here. I want to see their sad times ruined further, but if they go down again this year there'll be three fans left in the stadium to laugh at. Reduces the fun.
    Maybe the hope of surviving relegation to get relegated next season could well be more amusing. All that lovely optimism crushed.
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I do see them going down this season though, we all know the stats...one win in eleven, I think they are in the brown stuff up to their necks. Isn't it wonderful to see! <laugh>
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    B...b....but none of that matter because of 6 in a row.... <laugh>
     
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  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I voted for two as we may get relegated and they may revive playoff hopes somehow, in which case when this thread is revisited I get less ire. I'm bored of their ire <laugh>

    But seriously, it would be hilarious if they did a Darlo
     
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    I didn't know the stats - Sunderland are so poor that it has long since grown tedious. As far as the Championship goes, I have a passing interest in how the Sheffield clubs are doing and that is about it.
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Neck and neck.....and neck.
     
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  11. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I hope the stinking f@ckers get docked 500 points for being absolute sh!te and get relegated to the " who's got the most skid marks in their underpants " division four.
    Then get docked another 100 points for using a brown felt tipped pen to make sure they finish above their equally f@cking rancid reserves.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Delusional Full Stop

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    There's always one closet Mackem on every board.

    <grr>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  15. Merino's Ballerina Feet

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    6 in a row just like their fingers.
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Option three is now the fans' favourite <applause>
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Come on everyone who hasn't voted yet, time is running out on this very important poll :laugh:

    Take your pick...1, 2 or 3?
     
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  18. Beardsley's Shimmy

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    Voted 3.
    Half the mackems seem to have given up already.
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    That's the spirit, number three is well out in front <applause>
     
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  20. jimileysbaldhead

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    My brother's a postman and at 5.30am this morning he saw 4 Sunderland players playing football with a hedgehog, the cruel, stinking f@ckers.
    He was just about to ring the RSPCA when the hedgehog went one up.
     
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