Machismo is dead - real girls go for meterosexuals

And why not?

Who wants some slob who drinks and gets his willy out in public - undies hanging off his fat arse and is generally bellicose, competitive and rude?

Girls want a guy who will give them a foot massage, go to the spa with them, buy them flowers and talk about the latest girlie movie. Girls want a REAL MAN who is in touch with his feelings and not impeded by ignorant notions of superiority - give it up for the new age man - meterosexuals have the assets a girl really needs

 

That's a lot of bollocks love and you know it

 

That's the species ****ed then.

 

What wimmin say they want and what they actually want are completely different things. The trick to success is no giving a **** about anything they say at all.

 

That's why you haven't had a shag in ages then

 

that's all very well ( to a degree ) - until we've got the BJ.

 

You live on your own too then

 

I've had offers, ta. But I'd rather not hate myself in the morning.

 

Aye

 

I dont believe weve ever seen your tits, therefore in conclusion to my findings I dont believe you are a female

 

I can vouch for her. She's a lovely burd.

 

Do you look like this?

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But youre a dog

 

Listen to Gambol hen, he knows what he's talking about here, missing a finger and ****eing on sofas and he still gets his hole.

 

From the waist down, yes. From the waist up, not so good.

 

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled...

 

Woof.

 

Unless you're able to send proof of your manhood to my private box -consider yourself androgynous.

 

Your private box, eh. I luv it when ye talk durty.

 

So the trick is to put 2lb of carrots down your Ys?