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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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  2. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    I don't gamble, drink, do drugs and rarely have sex (married).

    About the only vice I have left is murdering tramps.
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I'm glad,puts you off betting when you see losers like that in the shop.
     
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    Stop murdering tramps and you can have sex again
     
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  5. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Could do both. Question is do I kill them first?
     
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    During
     
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  7. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Have a pump before and after and see what you prefer!
     
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    Sick bastard.
     
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  10. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    They should have wrapped themselves in Union Jacks.
     
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  11. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Love thy neighbour ...........




    Small point; how do the Fuzz know that the sleeping bags do not belong to Meghan and/or Harry groupies?
     
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    Just because they're homeless doesn't mean they don't have some dignity. <somersault>
     
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  13. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    True. They may be toothless, skint and stink of pish* but at least they aren't Royalists.






    * Sorry Aldo, didn't mean to make it personal.
     
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    Why are bookies open from 08.30 to 22.00?
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> Ciaran must have spent a fortune on these machines.
     
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    Dunno. Why are bookies open from 08.30 to 22.00?
     
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  17. Ciaran

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    Honestly haven't but know a few who have.
     
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    Dunno; that's why I asked. I love 'music-hall' entertainers.
     
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    Or stick a hat on the pikey scum-bags and pretend they are part of the crowd

    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. bayernkenny

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    F****n' hipsters; I hate them!
     
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