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Maccy D's Bare knuckle champ

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Teessidemackem, Feb 23, 2018.

  1. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Speaking here so listen up....

    Ive travelled the lengh and breadths of this country fighting the best men/women a town and city can offer and ive never had a single scratch.

    Cut a long story short next to Ronald im the most famous man associated to Mcdonalds, if you know anything about fighting .(im not a clown before anybody mentions it).
    Basically i like to knock people out and celebrate with a large big mac meal, Strawberry milkshake and a side order of Nuggets. Ive never been beaten ever in my life hence the fact i choose the fight destination.

    If anybody fancies their luck or knows somebody thats hard as feck give me a shout and we can locate a time and place in a Maccy Ds between where we live. Im aiming for 5k wins before i retire. Only 1k to go.

    As you were.....
     
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  2. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Sorry mate too busy smoking Marijuana to care about fighting
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Let's speed this up a bit.

    Tees also voted leave.
     
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  4. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    HELL YEAH!!! LEAVE MOTHER FECKERS OR YOULL LEAVE IN A COFFIN!!!
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You'll have about 60 customers in an hour if you say something nice about Nigel Farage.
     
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    Libby 9-0

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  7. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    I feel abit of a nob say "HELL YEAH", now. Do i sound American?
    Youll tell them all how hard i am wont you Tel?
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You could whip a McFlurry:emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You think you some Stone Cold Steve Austin with that twang.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Defo mate. The only lad on this site I'd avoid beefing with.

    You might have to change location mind, there's loads of vegans on here.
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    And ****s 'n' *****s
     
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  12. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Fannies. Any man that wants to give me beef then ill give them beef back and stuff it down their throats!
     
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  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    We had a bare knuckle champion on here once upon a time.
     
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  14. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Me???
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    No. He was called Les.
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Oh FFS <doh>
     
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