Can't wait....................altogether now........ohhhhhh she wore big knickers and she works ont sewage farm, stuck my hand down her jeans and i nearly lost half my arm, But after ten pints, she looked quite fit, Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits. Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples. Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh. Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies, Etc ETC eTC........
Well, I spent last night trying to chuck me bird, She were clinging to me leg like an old sick turd, I said your tits are too small and your legs are too short, I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport, I can't hear me records when you sit on me face, And then she mouths off in front of me mates......
But you told me that you loved me........ I NEVER FOOOKIN DID you used to buy me flowers....... I SAID SHUT YOUR FOOOOKIN GRID
Well i took her one side and we started chatting , I said tell the lads that and i'll kick yer twat in, Now piss off back yer mothers cos i,ve had enough , Say another word , get a boot up chuff..........
Sheep, sheep everywhere, The little wooly ****ers are all over the place,Sheep, sheep everywhere,We're fighting for the one with the prettiest face.
we knew this was likely. It's the only reason he's come to us and not a Premier League side I see him gradually taking over from Carlos.
