ma new mrs

Me & my missus favourite sexual position is called the ''celtic in europe'' . . . Neither of us know what we're doing or why we're there, there's no passion, no communication & we never make it past the 1st stage. There's horrible dribbling & never a clean sheet. Its over far too quickly & when it does end I know it'll be at least another ****in year before it

 

If it's so terrible, why is it your favourite position?

 

duno, this joke has alot of holes in it. we never get past the 1st stage? how does that makes sense?

 

you've let yourself down there nev

 

it was a copy & paster from a ****e facebook comment. shud never have been posted, sorry lads. it was the horrible dribbling that attracted me to it

 

what do celtic and heather mills have in common?






















the second legs just for show.

 

The secongd leg is pointless
no-one wants to see the 2nd leg

 

heather mills or celtic?

i'd **** the crazy bitch, it'd be another box ticked at least.