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VenomPD

VenomPD

Merrick jr
Jan 20, 2010
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Any of you ****s tried it yet then? Nev, surely you've given it a go?

****ing mental stuff. Leaves you ****ing spangled. Burns like powdered glass if you snort it though.
 
Learned after the first line that "bombing" was the way to go. Not for me though, too much like E's.
 
<laugh> The thing is that's about the average size of most kids these days. Bring back proper bullying. None of this happy-slapping and eBullying pish.
 
More to the point, how the **** can you eBully someone? Just turn the computer off you ****ing spastic!
 
i'm all for bullying <ok>

we all know someone who was a chunker in school and has now lost loads of weight, and they didnt just develope a love of running out of nowhere <ok> saw a girl i knew in school the other day when i was up north, she was looking good.

"ah, fat jan, you've lost weight"

"as have you LR"

it was like the beginning of a weight watchers porn film
 
lone ranger said:
i'm all for bullying <ok>

we all know someone who was a chunker in school and has now lost loads of weight, and they didnt just develope a love of running out of nowhere <ok> saw a girl i knew in school the other day when i was up north, she was looking good.

"ah, fat jan, you've lost weight"

"as have you LR"

it was like the beginning of a weight watchers porn film
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<laugh> I'm the opposite, I was skinny as a rake until I went to uni. Used to play for a football team, played hockey for North of Scotland and did weights every day.

Then I went to uni and became a slob. Not a massive **** though, only weigh 11 stone, just got a beer belly, no moobs yet. Although I fear they're in the post if I don't start going to the gym again.

None of the fat girls in my year at school look good now. If anything they've managed to get fatter.
 
our bullying was obviously a lot more efficient, fat jans looking good <laugh>

i'm a natural fatty, i fight it as best as i can but its more of a holding action than a campaign, lost ****loads of weight in afghan along with every other **** out there <laugh>
 
<laugh> Crisps and sweets started getting **** when they took all the "dangerous" additives and flavours out of them. Remember when Fruit Gums were solid and could break your teeth?
 
I'm home on Tuesday. This will be the first time I've had my full two weeks off since 6th December.

I've spent more time on the platform than I have at home so far this year. ****ing joke, sick of this place and the fannypads who run it.

People keep saying "think of the money" and I reply "think of my fragile sanity"

I need to go on a proper bender, nothing but a blurry haze for days on end. Only been in the pub once since the last week in January.
 
RDW1 said:
Well, think of the money. <whistle>
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<laugh> ****! I'm literally getting some form of cabin fever. I'm surprised that nobody has ever went mental offshore and killed a load of people because at times it's an appealing prospect. Wiping out a load of Geordies and Yorkshiremen, not like the world would miss them anyway.

One of them was slagging off the Scotland team yesterday about World Cups. I just said "At least our players have the dignity not to greet like wee lassies over a game of football"
 
<laugh>
Not long til Tuesday.
As my niece would say, 2 more sleeps. <ok>
Anyway, **** them all - Geordies and Yorkshiremen? A rather shallow gene pool there, all ****in falfwits, especially the Geordies.
 
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