Lunch?

What's everyone having today?

I was maybe thinking of a Burger King. Just for a change.

But I shall most likely be swayed by the Baguette Express soup.

Making home made soup tonight. The King of Soups. Leek and Tattie, may even add some carrots.

Up The Dons!!

 

Am havin my usual.

 

Coffee and ***?

 

Indeed. But I prefer to say cigarette for the sake of clarity.

 

I thought you had invited STD over.

 

A filthy veggie? No ****in chance.

 

I don't know what I will have, what I do know is, there is nothing in the kitchen so I will have to go to the ****ing supermarket and because I'm hungry, I'll end up buying **** that I don't even particularly like.

 

Made sandwiches this morning but as it's freezing in the office again may have to buy some soup as well to warm up a bit.

 

I'll be having beans with a side of eggs, bacon, sausages, tomatoes and mushrooms.

 

Fixed

 

Ryvita, garlic and herb cheese, red onion and beetroot for this saggy titted mutant.

 

Grated toddler with lemon rice.

 

I had a humungous bowl of Porridge at 11 because I slept in and had no brekkie, so no lunch for this caber tossing Lowlander

 

i've not had anything to eat yet today.

Feel sick.

 

Up the duff again Tina? I still have that wire coat hanger from last time.

 

ive just made porridge

 

I just had some with Golden Syrup, twas lovely.

 

sugar and salt for this sore arsed ****

 

Mine was instant, well when I say Instant I mean 2 minutes in the Microwave

 

This unfamiliar town near which I'm working has two supermarkets next to each other: a Morrisons and a Waitrose. I was feeling kind of posh this lunchtime so thought I'd get something from Waitrose but only knowing where the entrance to the Morrisons car park is thought "I'll drive in there and park at the end near Waitrose and walk". There's only a ****ing great wall topped with iron spikes between the two stores so I ended up going in Morrisons. This segregation by class is almost as bad as South Africa used to be. I bought a low-fat egg and cress sandwich and some ready salted crisps. And a pie - **** it.