A pot noodle, followed by some banana cake then a Twirl and a packet of flame grilled steak McCoys. I'll even the world up by having an orange after it. The lunch of champions.
That's a ****'s lunch. I've got a cheddar and chilli jam baguette with chilli crisps and might have a yoghurt for pudding.
I've got a raw unicorn shank that's getting washed down with a flaggon of children's tears. ****in' get in
I'm having some Brie with chilli (only decent thing in Aldi's) with a salad and Sharon fruit ('mon the Jews!)
Might of been me I have smokes for breakfast and lunch. I only eat breakfast on days off. Rarely eat lunch. Amma cool as **** mutafucka I am.
Two wartbuton sandwich thins with watercrest, spinach, and chicken ... Brunch Bar. Muller Corner. Can of Diet Coke