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  1. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    With deference to the great unwashed, is anyone else having Bernard Matthews turkey for lunch today.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Mar 16, 2013
  2. Obi Wan

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    Ahhh, Bootiful.

    Not me Jimmy, going for the healthy option......


    .. Leftover curry ;)
     
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    Chickpea and chorizo soup
     
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    Nice - taking Mrs Bigi out later as it's her birthday today
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

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    Well I hope you are taking her somewhere swanky or at least her favourite restaurant/cuisine.
     
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    Not Nando's in case Ranger is serving.
     
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    I hear he has his eye on head chef at Durham prison
     
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    Better let the head chef know! <yikes>
     
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    I understand it is currently one of the senior cons there. He is apparently quite keen on making Nile his bitch, I mean, protege
     
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    Off into London first for a bit of retail therapy and then going to a churrascaria at the O2 in Greenwich.

    Handy that it worked out that it's her Birthday today so that I can watch the game on the box tomorrow :smile:
     
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    Not sure what to have. ...... any suggestions?
     
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    I've got just the fella for him.


    please log in to view this image
     
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    Jumbo sausage?
     
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    What about a footlong?

    Get your mind out the gutter, I'm talking sandwiches
     
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    Maybe be something a bit softer initially
     
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    <laugh>....:emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    My next door neighbour's a maths teacher and he's got a 12" appendage, his missus reckons he doesn't use it as a rule.
     
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    Does he understand the off slide rule?
     
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    Ooer missus
     
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    Are you having chips lunch?
     
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