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Lucky man or fool

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Beardsley's Stylist, May 25, 2018.

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Lucky man or fool?

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  1. Beardsley's Stylist

    Beardsley's Stylist Well-Known Member

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    Ronaldinho to marry TWO women at the same time after living "harmoniously" with pair since December

    The 38-year-old former Barcelona football ace is due to marry both his "fiancees" Priscilla Coelho and Beatriz Souza in August according to reports in Brazil

    Football legend Ronaldinho is to marry TWO women at the same time, according to reports in Brazil.

    The 38-year-old Samba ace will reportedly tie the knot in August with his pair of "fiancees", Priscilla Coelho and Beatriz Souza.

    The two women have been living "harmoniously" with the former Barcelona star since December at his £5million Rio de Janeiro mansion, according to reports.

    Ronaldinho started dating Beatriz in 2016, but is said to have continued his relationship with Priscilla, which began several years earlier.

    According to reports, both lovers receive an "allowance" of around £1,500 from the footballer to spend as they wish.

    He also reportedly always gives the two the exact same presents, including recently buying them the same perfume during a trip abroad together.

    Former World Player of the Year Ronaldinho asked both for their hands in marriage in January last year and gave them both engagement rings, according to Brazilian columnist Leo Dias.

    He will marry the two women at a private ceremony inside the Santa Monica condominium, in the upmarket Barra da Tijuca district in Rio, where he has lived since 2015, according to the columnist, from Brazil's O Dia newspaper.

    During the Rio carnival this year Ronaldinho hired a VIP box in the sambadrome to watch the processions and took both women.

    According to reports, everything was fine until ex-girlfriend Juliana Diniz, who the footballer dated in 2011, showed up.

    Showbiz insider Leo Dias claimed that the climate became frosty as Priscilla and Beatriz didn’t hide their jealousy of the woman.

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/who-ronaldinhos-two-wives-meet-12588078
     
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  2. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    I said lucky but only because there wasn't a legend option and he's certainly not a fool. What those women want out of him is money and what he wants is rampant, wild, crazy sex. Everyone's a winner.
     
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  3. Beardsley's Stylist

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    But he's marrying them. I think life will change after that
     
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    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    We all know what happens when you marry as a monogamist - headaches, cramps, bloated etc (yeah girls don't think we don't know what these really mean) but as Ronaldinho I think you have enough money to get what you want and if they don't approve find another two (or more - why not?).

    That or their a pair of lesbians who are gonna divorce him and take half of his estate each :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

    A bit of a sexist generalisation* I know but there might be some truth in it.





    *All generalizations are dangerous, even this one - Alexandre Dumas
     
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  6. JakartaToon

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    Looks like polygamous marriages are not illegal under Brazilian law so good luck to him.

    Important he keeps the two apart so they don't sync their menstrual cycles though - would not be much fun with both of them going through PMT at the same time.
     
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  7. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    At least he's got a buck tooth each for them.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Double the head.
    Bonus.
     
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