Last time BT put his budgie smugglers on we had an eclipse of the sun. He and a biker mate went on their motor bikes to follow Wales at the Euros. Anyone seen the American biker tv series Sons of Anarchy? BT and his mate were dubbed Sons of Gluttony.
BT and the budgie smugglers eh? A case of the lesser spotted nut warbler, no doubt! Don’t look Doris...too late!
Not quite sure of your intended spelling Masky. Do you mean bustard? If so: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_bustard The rest of your description admirably fits BT.