What with moving into my new pad ERs love nest I have lost touch with developments at Rangers. Are there any potential buyers?
Here is a brief executive summary ; rangers are not in administration as no one informed the Financial Services Agency ; Duff, Phellps and Whyte claim they are just a bit rusty on the rules. david murray has clarified - for any doubters - that he never made any mistakes while in charge of rangers, was always honest and above board and, sadly, his final act - selling to whyte was the one single thing he got wrong. former rangers director and current sfa resident campbell ogilvie has managed to " step aside " from the investigation into duel/unregistered contracts being given to players at rangers and not disclosed to the sfa - while he was working for both rangers and the sfa . This "stepping aside" has been a remarkable feat of prestidigitation worthy of Houdini given he continues to share office space with those allegedly investigating him. martin bain, who was likewise a rangers and sfa employee, finds himself in the same boat although he, sadly, never rose through the ranks to beome sfa president ; well, not yet anyway. everything is craig whytes fault , nothing to do with previous owners, shady employment practices , corruption and spending for decades outwith your means with no possible means of paying it back. except the things which arent craig whytes fault but are the fault of the vatican sponsored bbc/daily record/spl/sfa/radio clyde/graham spiers/uefa. and at the centre of this evil anti-rangers cabal sits one "Desmond Dermot" which is a code name given to a shadowy billionaire figure - no one knows his real name - who has been plotting his entire adult life to pounce on rangers when they were weak , buy them and consign them to the dustbin of history.
Of course Horny is welcome to my studfest. I actually mean that Horny but lets not get serious, lets just have rumpy pumpy and fun. Have you seen my penis before?