A cheapskate fan to a Mexican pre season friendly town known for prostitution picks up a hooker. After paying her, he drives off, shouting back, "El dollar, counterfeito!" The prostitute smiles and shouts back, "El syphilis, originale!"
It does make you wonder but McAllister was getting on and he wasn't as good as he used to be. Johnson lost the players and his results just got worse and worse. Joe Edwards, I think it was started twice and he won MOTM twice. Probably one we should of kept. I'm happy they are all having a successful season but we cant afford to have Yeovil above us. So I hope its heartbreak for them as harsh as it sounds. Saying that if they go up ill still me happy for them and wish them well.
well Yeovil start next season with 3 xBCFC BUT NEVER MIND JUST THINK................ .......IT COULD BE WORSE............ .An old BCFC FAN visits the doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left." Patient: "OH NO! That's awful! In two years my life will be over! City will be in the championship, What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???" Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."
oooooooooooooooooooh ! Three old fans are sitting on the terraces at ASHTON GATE. WIZ says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps." Onefor says, "You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps." Finally JGF speaks up, "Fellas: I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up."
