Lost & Found Thread

[Didley Squat]

Please post all lost & found notices here.

Lost - oneKiwi missing from the Caption Thread.
Please return him at your convenience but be careful, he may bite!
He’s known to sink beverages and answers to anything from the Butt thread!

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Please post all lost & found notices here.

Lost - oneKiwi missing from the Caption Thread.
Please return him at your convenience but be careful, he may bite!
He’s known to sink beverages and answers to anything from the Butt thread!

Perhaps he has been abducted by aliens, Didley ?! They may be using him as a sex slave.......

 

[Didley Squat]

Wanted !

Actor, needed to play the role of one of our famous mods, who happens to have disappeared.
Must like making appearances on the Caption thread.

 

[Didley Squat]

Wanted !

Actor, needed to play the role of one of our famous mods, who happens to have disappeared.
Must like making appearances on the Caption thread.

Still Wanted - ACTOR or someone who is prepared to act!

Must have ability .............

Type on the run.
Able to tell tall stories and keep a poker face.
Can post on the hour on the Butt thread.
Can post a caption or answer on the Caption thread.
Can be a real nice, humble person, like Squat and the Reverend Didley.

Phone - 1800SQUATLIKES

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Really can't think of anyone suitable Didley. It's a shame that Benny Hill isn't available....

 

[Didley Squat]

OK we've found him ........... Do NOT provoke or try to capture Kiwi.

Place an opened bottle of gin nearby and allow him to find it.
This will help Kiwi fly ..............

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[Wooperts_duck]

So he isn't being held hostage by Vladimir Putin then ?!

 

[Didley Squat]

So he isn't being held hostage by Vladimir Putin then ?!

Sounds like your Putin it on a bit!
Wave an open gin bottle and Kiwi will pick up the scent ...... easy as.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

When he was found, was he holding a suitcase with a Peru sticker on it, and eating a marmalade sandwich ?

I might be getting confused, mind, with all this talk of Gin

 

[Didley Squat]

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Lost Again!

If anybody sees Kiwi wandering aimlessly between the Butt thread and the Two For Tuesday thread, please pour him a gin and instruct him to post aplenty.

A visit to the Sunday thread wouldn’t go astray.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

I'm sure he will turn up sooner or later

 

[Didley Squat]

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Did Kiwi find his gin?

 

[Didley Squat]

I just found this lost thread!

 

[Wooperts_duck]

I've lost my way, but found a fiver.....

 

[Didley Squat]

I've lost my way, but found a fiver.....

It’s your shout then.
Don’t get lost finding the bar!

 

[Wooperts_duck]

It’s your shout then.
Don’t get lost finding the bar!

Your prices are too high, it's cheaper at the pub down the road !

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Found an even cheaper bar selling Gin - it's a real tonic finding these places.....hic.....

 

[Didley Squat]

Found an even cheaper bar selling Gin - it's a real tonic finding these places.....hic.....

Sorry old mate, you found the petroleum station...... your drinking rocket fuel!

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Sorry old mate, you found the petroleum station...... your drinking rocket fuel!

Rocket fuel ? No wonder i've been doing 20 miles to the gallon today....

 

[Didley Squat]

Where’s Sans?
Where’s Kiwi ?
Where’s Gordon ?
Where’s Mrs K ?
Where’s Wherever?
Where’s Woops ?
Where’s Eric ?
Where’s UTR’s ?
Where’s Squat ?
Where’s Wally ?
Where’s everybody????????