Losing your self control?

Ever feel like you are losing your self control and you cant help yourself?

Well there are ways of keeping yourself in control...

1. I'm a keen eater of monster munch and have been binging on them for years so when I feel the urge to eat a packet, I just punch myself in the face and the urge goes away.

2. When my laptop starts seducing me and I feel like a wee ham shank, I just bash my head through a window and the urge goes away.

3. When I want to follow my boss home from work and sniff her underwear, I just rummage through her rubbish instead and the urge goes away.

4. When I feel like punching my missus on the face because she didnt iron the cuffs on my work shirt, I just punch her on the face and the urge goes away.

 

5. When you see Piers Morgan in the street, you just shoot him and the urge goes away.

 

I hate that bastard

Not just because he is English, but because he is Rich and English

 

i nearly lost it in that restaraunt tonight...................

 

you should have kicked the loud mouth yankie bastard right in the balls

 

Because the American didn't finish you off quick enough?