Leeds United finally ended their Saturday losing sequence when they recorded nothing as the International break kicked in. For once McD could sit back and dream about Bale in a White shirt and not worry about the Keystone Cops running his back line. It is expected that Leeds will continue this sequence by ending their midweek losing streak as well, choosing instead to watch a former team mate go on another run at Wembley. "If only," they will sigh collectively, while on a radio show the next morning a certain Colin ****** will claim all the plaudits for teaching the lad how to see a game tactically from the bench. The lad will counter saying all he saw at his time with Leeds were clouds, aircraft and a couple of satellites. Leeds Chairman, Salad Nearlydone, comes out in favour of International breaks, begging FIFA to introduce one every second week. "Look, we conceded no goals at all in the past two weeks, a fabulous achievement. I have told Brian his loan signing fund has been withdrawn thanks to the very peaceful two weeks we've had. We will reassess the situation next summer." On hearing this news, Leeds fans and a few Wallies express their outrage by bombarding the not606 board, reminding Salad that Leeds also kept up their record for not scoring any goals over this calm period. "Fcuk off you cnut." "Who you calling a cnut?" "Sorry, I meant knut." "Oh, ok, that's different." "How is it different?" "Yeah, come on, sack the manager." "Yeah, and hang the players." "Morison is god." McD dreamily thumbs open a copy of Shoot! only to see Bale in a White shirt. Instantly he's on the phone to Salad. Real Madrid? Really? Fcuk, that was a close one, another loan target gone!
Billy Not playing makes a good week for us both Normal service will resume (well for us at least) next week Bring on the crap that is QPHahahaha
At least your keeper got tons of practice last night for the QPR game. He made some terrific saves in fairness to him.
And it gets better. Were not playing till Sunday so that ensures us two Saturdays in a row unbeaten. McD will be in line for a pay rise if this continues
Oh come on stop moaning I for one cant wait for the relegation dog fight we have to look forward to this winter !
