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Losing a hand or losing you penis

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Milk not bear jizz, Apr 2, 2019.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Which is worse?

    Either would lead to a lack of sex for some of you.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Apr 2, 2019
  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I have two hands
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 2, 2019
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  3. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Choose any hand you want. Just please save my willy.
     
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    Saf, Apr 2, 2019
  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    End of thread.
     
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    Libby, Apr 2, 2019
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  5. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I need both hands <whistle>
     
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    Treble, Apr 2, 2019
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  6. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    If you were Matth you’d almost inevitably lose both.
     
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    NSIS, Apr 2, 2019
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Lose my penis.

    I have a dick for a finger from the last thread.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Apr 2, 2019
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  8. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    How is this even a question?
     
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    Tobes, Apr 2, 2019
  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yeah, I've always felt like I needed a third for that.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Apr 3, 2019
  10. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    “Losing you penis?”

    With spelling like that, it’s you who lose, Penis.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Apr 3, 2019

  11. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    No one you know would miss yours. <ok>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Apr 3, 2019
  12. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    The good news is that even without his penis he would still be a huge dick.
     
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    JakartaToon, Apr 4, 2019
  13. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    <laugh> Ain't that the truth bruv.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Apr 4, 2019

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