This is the biggest craze since the yo yo. My daughter made me a nice yellow and green one that i wear out in public as a 38 year old man . or what. please log in to view this image
The wife's making one for my daughter right now Kids were off today because their work-shy teachers were on strike again, and they made ten of the bloody things. That's all they seem to do now.
Your chain of command is out in the Yip household, the kids are supposed to make them. I honestly don`t know how to do it but already thinking of touring festivals with my kids to sell them to idiot hippies, child labor is fun and free. Some classes were open today so i had to get up at 8am to take just one to school, piss taking teachers.
The little girl does make them, but she's in bed now, and production has to continue. These striking teachers do my head in. If our kids have 'unauthorised absences' we get threatened with a fine. But the teachers do it every three or four months and get off scot-free
Piss takers ,last year i took 2 of my kids to Spain to visit their grandma during term time and they threatened to fine me for doing it, 3 of us went to Murcia on Ryanair for about £200 in school holidays it would have cost about £600 .
My daughter is making a pregnant woman complete with wee baby tha comes out youtube and yanks have a lot to answer for the ****s
Gamby thank your lucky stars you aint got a loom band kid to deal with. My one has made a football keyring for me that keeps breaking off my keys mysteriously. A troll doll , a unicorn , a minion and now the preggers thing all out of elastics ffs
Nah they know their place that sample unicorn fetched a fiver going into mass production at the weekend . Dragons den here I come ... snap one they elastics into duncans eye and take the cash whilst deborah and theo and the lanky fella and the kinda paki yank all gather round to perform first aid.
Yep 12% corporations tax with an effective rate of about 2%. But itll be tax free on my dragons den scheme
If i got my 3 kids to go into full scale production we could take a suitcase full to Brighton and sell the bracelets for £3 a pop to people like Toby near the beach.
Brian ? Do you want a job ? Your mission is to travel the country both ireland and england and **** up any kid thats competion to me and sn's little venture. Linseed oil can be supplied should you take up this offer.
I think we need to draft a border between our empires ,you can have Ireland and the North including Scotland i`ll take everything below Birmingham. **** it you can have Birmingham.
I wasn't very surprised to see my nieces making them - more so my nephew! I read that a parent in Yorkshire is calling for them to be banned as his boy went to bed wearing one and it was so tight that it cut off his circulation. Call me old fashioned but I'd be more inclined to question the idiot's common sense.
